ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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