ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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