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THURSDAY, 5 JULY 1984
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
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