ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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