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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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