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Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
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