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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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