ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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