ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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