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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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