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MONDAY, 1 APRIL 1985
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
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