ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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