ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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