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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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