ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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