ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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