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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
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