ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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