ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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