ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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