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You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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