ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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