ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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