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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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