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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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