ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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