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WEDNESDAY, 25 SEPTEMBER 1985
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
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