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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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