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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
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