ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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