ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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