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So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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