ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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