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Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
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- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
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