ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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