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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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