ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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