ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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