ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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