ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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