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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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