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Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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