ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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