ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got a houseplant to "take care of something".
It died. Even the plant had better boundaries than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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