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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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