ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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