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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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