ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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