ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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