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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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